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  • if she's that fugly, doing a money shot might not be possible. If you're doggie style you'll be looking at her acne scarred back and fat lines and cellulite and a pimply ass -- my dick might crawl away from fear. If you doing the deep throat and you have to pull out and jizz in her face, seeing the warts and scabs amd zits ought to be enough to shrivel willie up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:41pm
  • This is nature's way of creating balance. Ugly girls are great in bed while the pretty ones are terrible. Unless you catch that special hybrid woman that we call "pornstar".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:47pm
  • You have to do the onion. Make her wear a skirt but then pull it up, inside out, and tie it over her head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:45pm
  • just have her suck your cock and all you have to do is look at the top of her head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Ugly chicks do it best cuz they've got something to prove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:03pm
    • Everyone should take a lesson from ugly people and fuck like they have something to prove.

      Submitted by omgwtfbbq on Feb 23, 10 at 9:04pm
  • I gotta say, joke-'splainin-jeff makes this site a good deal funnier than it actually is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:21am
  • I'M MR T AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:57pm
  • I think 3:55 might be right on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:08pm
  • that description sounds like the OP's mother!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:41pm
  • AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIt 3:41 is fuckin hillarious!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Not surprised. Ugly chicks try harder. I'd suspect ugly guys do too.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:45pm
  • @ 3:55...definitely right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:46am
  • i agree with 1:44...and doing it that way allows for both of you to watch TV.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:58pm
  • How many questions did u ask her lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Sounds like this girl named Darian Cotter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Double Baggers can still fill good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Any post about trolls on this site WOULD get massive good night votes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:49am
  • can someone say...butterrfaceeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:44pm
  • yeah, and she won't get undressed and show off the zits, stretch marks, fat rolls, and skin rashes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:25pm
  • At 11:30pm either you're not as cute as you think you are or you are not as great in bed as you think you are. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are probably average looking and your skills in bed are adequate. Unless you're a pornstar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:35am
  • @5:47 I'm cute and great in bed thank you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:30pm
  • oh the good old 425! how I love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Haha who knows Darian? This is Kayla :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:05pm
  • It's funny because 27.5% is an oddly specific number and there's no way for OP to know the girl was that much uglier than a troll. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Ugly chick suck better and Fuck better if u wanna get fucked but nothing beats tossing a tiny girl up on ur shoulders and eating her out they fucking freak ;) haha Have shaved pussy= fuckable!!! Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:32pm