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  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:45pm

    You have to do the onion. Make her wear a skirt but then pull it up, inside out, and tie it over her head

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    if she's that fugly, doing a money shot might not be possible. If you're doggie style you'll be looking at her acne scarred back and fat lines and cellulite and a pimply ass -- my dick might crawl away from fear. If you doing the deep throat and you have to pull out and jizz in her face, seeing the warts and scabs amd zits ought to be enough to shrivel willie up.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:47pm

    This is nature's way of creating balance. Ugly girls are great in bed while the pretty ones are terrible. Unless you catch that special hybrid woman that we call "pornstar".

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:24pm

    just have her suck your cock and all you have to do is look at the top of her head.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:21am

    I gotta say, joke-'splainin-jeff makes this site a good deal funnier than it actually is

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:08pm

    I think 3:55 might be right on this one.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:03pm

    Ugly chicks do it best cuz they've got something to prove.

    • 66 70
      Submitted by omgwtfbbq on Feb 23, 10 at 9:04pm

      Everyone should take a lesson from ugly people and fuck like they have something to prove.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:00pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIt 3:41 is fuckin hillarious!!!!!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:57pm

    I'M MR T AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:46am

    @ 3:55...definitely right there.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    that description sounds like the OP's mother!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:46pm

    Sounds like this girl named Darian Cotter.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:45pm

    Not surprised. Ugly chicks try harder. I'd suspect ugly guys do too.....

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:58pm

    i agree with 1:44...and doing it that way allows for both of you to watch TV.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:19pm

    How many questions did u ask her lmfao

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:43pm

    Double Baggers can still fill good.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:46pm

    It's funny because 27.5% is an oddly specific number and there's no way for OP to know the girl was that much uglier than a troll. -Jeff

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:49am

    Any post about trolls on this site WOULD get massive good night votes...

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:25pm

    yeah, and she won't get undressed and show off the zits, stretch marks, fat rolls, and skin rashes.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:44pm

    can someone say...butterrfaceeee

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:35am

    At 11:30pm either you're not as cute as you think you are or you are not as great in bed as you think you are. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are probably average looking and your skills in bed are adequate. Unless you're a pornstar.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:05pm

    Haha who knows Darian? This is Kayla :)

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:08pm

    oh the good old 425! how I love you!

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:30pm

    @5:47 I'm cute and great in bed thank you!!

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:32pm

    Ugly chick suck better and Fuck better if u wanna get fucked but nothing beats tossing a tiny girl up on ur shoulders and eating her out they fucking freak ;) haha Have shaved pussy= fuckable!!! Hahaha