she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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This is nature's way of creating balance. Ugly girls are great in bed while the pretty ones are terrible.
Unless you catch that special hybrid woman that we call "pornstar".
if she's that fugly, doing a money shot might not be possible. If you're doggie style you'll be looking at her acne scarred back and fat lines and cellulite and a pimply ass -- my dick might crawl away from fear. If you doing the deep throat and you have to pull out and jizz in her face, seeing the warts and scabs amd zits ought to be enough to shrivel willie up.
You have to do the onion. Make her wear a skirt but then pull it up, inside out, and tie it over her head
just have her suck your cock and all you have to do is look at the top of her head.
I gotta say, joke-'splainin-jeff makes this site a good deal funnier than it actually is
Ugly chicks do it best cuz they've got something to prove.
Everyone should take a lesson from ugly people and fuck like they have something to prove.
I think 3:55 might be right on this one.
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIt 3:41 is fuckin hillarious!!!!!
that description sounds like the OP's mother!
I'M MR T AND I'M A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK
i agree with 1:44...and doing it that way allows for both of you to watch TV.
Not surprised. Ugly chicks try harder. I'd suspect ugly guys do too.....
@ 3:55...definitely right there.
yeah, and she won't get undressed and show off the zits, stretch marks, fat rolls, and skin rashes.
Sounds like this girl named Darian Cotter.
How many questions did u ask her lmfao
Double Baggers can still fill good.
Any post about trolls on this site WOULD get massive good night votes...
I'm cute and great in bed thank you!!
At 11:30pm either you're not as cute as you think you are or you are not as great in bed as you think you are. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are probably average looking and your skills in bed are adequate.
Unless you're a pornstar.
can someone say...butterrfaceeee
oh the good old 425! how I love you!
Haha who knows Darian? This is Kayla :)
It's funny because 27.5% is an oddly specific number and there's no way for OP to know the girl was that much uglier than a troll.
Ugly chick suck better and
Fuck better if u wanna get fucked but nothing beats tossing a tiny girl up on ur shoulders and eating her out they fucking freak ;) haha
Have shaved pussy= fuckable!!! Hahaha