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i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.

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(503): i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there. http://tfl.nu/qu8f

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I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.

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(312): I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room. http://tfl.nu/qbvq

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he thought i was a dude.

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(303): he thought i was a dude. http://tfl.nu/9d6g

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yea ive hooked up with like half those guys

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and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag

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(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys (1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag http://tfl.nu/9hzs

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So I'm banging this nun...

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Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(847): So I'm banging this nun... (314): Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already... http://tfl.nu/ygf2

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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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(210): this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings! http://tfl.nu/x9r9

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?

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(218): Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew? http://tfl.nu/rj2z

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I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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(631): I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky. http://tfl.nu/xwxi

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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.

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(503): I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me. http://tfl.nu/a7z0

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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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(205): we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper. http://tfl.nu/zgtp

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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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(772): i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?" http://tfl.nu/6u9j

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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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(913): I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture http://tfl.nu/ttvt

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Where are I am going home with Ryan

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I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it

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(681): Where are I am going home with Ryan (601): I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it http://tfl.nu/l22z

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This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free

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(303): This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free http://tfl.nu/nn6t

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you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"

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(202): you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!" http://tfl.nu/xr8i

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