We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads