The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.