We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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Number of times his "uncles" shoved their "lightning" is his ass behind a Texas roadhouse.
This is the path to a double blow job!
Number of times this poser Skinhead posted "Eighty Eight."
Number of times his Mother got invited to a kegger and ended up giving a double blowjob, then came home and snowballed him.
Those texas roadhouse dances are so awkward