All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you