Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.