it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.