If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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lol 12:42. semi-win.
So you're sayin I should have put my penis in that pudding?
It's everything I need and more! You got it all over my faaaaace! Baby I can see your peeenis! Cause it's the second date!
Beyonce would be proud
Just lol'd pretty hard at work
lmao! I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
11:53 has never put his dick in anything, except a man's anoose.
This is like the Jay - Z version
12:42....halo? are you retarded?
this is hilarious btw
12:33 - (Cosby voice) you seeee, what you do is you take your dick, and you put it in the pudding.
I did my friend and it was magical
I enjoyed this one.
BAHAHAHA! I'm going to be in a wedding this weekend, where they will inevitably play this song when they do the terrible bouquet toss, and now I'm going to think of these new lyrics to make myself laugh!! Great txt.
HAHAHA, fantastic rendition.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.
i don't know what's funnier... the OP or the replies...
you made my night.
1:11 You laughed out louded at work, how'd that work out for you??
This took me like a minute to fet lmfao
i want to see the dance to this one.
Better than the original song!
apparently 206 and my ex boyfriend share a pea sized brain bc he said this exact same thing when that ear wig of a song came out. fail.
I just totally got that song stuck in my head
Haha epic-win and LOL 12:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well played sir. :)
Mmmm whatcha' say
12:42... Yr my hero.
yeah i knew it was from halo, but after this text my friend and i went through all beyonce's singles and threw some dicks in there. good times.
and by 12:42 i mean 7:48 : )
12:42, October 14- Thats from Beyonce's song, Halo. Semi-win.
i said this........ o_O
Who wants to picture Beyonce gettin hollowed out by Jay-Z?
Do the world a favor and your co-workers and go throw yourself off the roof @ 1:11
Lmfao. Funniest text in a while
This automatically makes this song cool. Fuck beyonces stupid lyrics and retarded dance, these are the best lyrics.
i already did before you ate it 12:33
Fucking love it.
No it's not, it's from single ladies not halo