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  • 83 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:42pm
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    It's everything I need and more! You got it all over my faaaaace! Baby I can see your peeenis! Cause it's the second date!

  • 69 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:33pm
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    So you're sayin I should have put my penis in that pudding?

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:34am
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    This is like the Jay - Z version

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:01pm
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    12:33 - (Cosby voice) you seeee, what you do is you take your dick, and you put it in the pudding.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:29pm
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    HAHAHA, fantastic rendition.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:09pm
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    11:53 has never put his dick in anything, except a man's anoose.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:50pm
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    lol 12:42. semi-win.

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:09pm
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    12:42....halo? are you retarded? this is hilarious btw

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:51am
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    I did my friend and it was magical

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:05pm
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    Hahahahahaha amazingggg

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:36am
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    Lyrically-altered win.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:19pm
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    BAHAHAHA! I'm going to be in a wedding this weekend, where they will inevitably play this song when they do the terrible bouquet toss, and now I'm going to think of these new lyrics to make myself laugh!! Great txt.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:33pm
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    i want to see the dance to this one.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:40am
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    lmao! I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:33am
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    Beyonce would be proud

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:47pm
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    I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:36pm
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    I enjoyed this one.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:50pm
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    yeah i knew it was from halo, but after this text my friend and i went through all beyonce's singles and threw some dicks in there. good times.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:11pm
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    Just lol'd pretty hard at work

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:56pm
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    Haha epic-win and LOL 12:42

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:17pm
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    I just totally got that song stuck in my head

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:34pm
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    i already did before you ate it 12:33

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18pm
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    1:11 You laughed out louded at work, how'd that work out for you??

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:31am
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    Better than the original song!

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:59pm
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    i said this........ o_O

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:10pm
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    and by 12:42 i mean 7:48 : )

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:48am
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    12:42, October 14- Thats from Beyonce's song, Halo. Semi-win. 

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:52pm
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    OH SEATTLE.............

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:08pm
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    Lmfao. Funniest text in a while

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well played sir. :)

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:54pm
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    This took me like a minute to fet lmfao

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:56pm
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    i don't know what's funnier... the OP or the replies...

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:51pm
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    12:42... Yr my hero.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jun 3, 10 at 10:11pm
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    Fucking love it.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:29pm
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    hahahahahahhahahahahaa 12:33 you made my night.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:53pm
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    apparently 206 and my ex boyfriend share a pea sized brain bc he said this exact same thing when that ear wig of a song came out. fail.

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:23pm
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    This automatically makes this song cool. Fuck beyonces stupid lyrics and retarded dance, these are the best lyrics.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:35pm
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    Do the world a favor and your co-workers and go throw yourself off the roof @ 1:11

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:07am
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    No it's not, it's from single ladies not halo

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:29pm
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    Mmmm whatcha' say :)

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:34pm
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    Who wants to picture Beyonce gettin hollowed out by Jay-Z?