If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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lol 12:42. semi-win.
So you're sayin I should have put my penis in that pudding?
It's everything I need and more! You got it all over my faaaaace! Baby I can see your peeenis! Cause it's the second date!
Just lol'd pretty hard at work
Beyonce would be proud
I did my friend and it was magical
12:42....halo? are you retarded?
this is hilarious btw
This is like the Jay - Z version
lmao! I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
11:53 has never put his dick in anything, except a man's anoose.
I enjoyed this one.
BAHAHAHA! I'm going to be in a wedding this weekend, where they will inevitably play this song when they do the terrible bouquet toss, and now I'm going to think of these new lyrics to make myself laugh!! Great txt.
12:33 - (Cosby voice) you seeee, what you do is you take your dick, and you put it in the pudding.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.
HAHAHA, fantastic rendition.
i don't know what's funnier... the OP or the replies...
1:11 You laughed out louded at work, how'd that work out for you??
apparently 206 and my ex boyfriend share a pea sized brain bc he said this exact same thing when that ear wig of a song came out. fail.
This took me like a minute to fet lmfao
you made my night.
Haha epic-win and LOL 12:42
i want to see the dance to this one.
Mmmm whatcha' say
yeah i knew it was from halo, but after this text my friend and i went through all beyonce's singles and threw some dicks in there. good times.
12:42... Yr my hero.
I just totally got that song stuck in my head
Better than the original song!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well played sir. :)
and by 12:42 i mean 7:48 : )
Who wants to picture Beyonce gettin hollowed out by Jay-Z?
Do the world a favor and your co-workers and go throw yourself off the roof @ 1:11
12:42, October 14- Thats from Beyonce's song, Halo. Semi-win.
Lmfao. Funniest text in a while
i said this........ o_O
This automatically makes this song cool. Fuck beyonces stupid lyrics and retarded dance, these are the best lyrics.
i already did before you ate it 12:33
Fucking love it.
No it's not, it's from single ladies not halo