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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.

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(571): View more from Virginia

She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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(503): View more from Oregon

He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

Marry him

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(516): View more from New York

I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.

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