): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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hmmmm well sounds to me like an older out of work former prom qween, blown out lil wanna be porn star that cant get anyone to touch her so she sends out lil skanky text trying to get the least little but of self dignity and pride back b4 she gets back down on her knees to be a puffer sucking dick between takes so the guy doesn't get soft.....
or a really drunk chick in a costume
Tiaras mean you're way to high maintenance. You're a one night stand at best.
but thats just my take on it.... oh and shes a attention whore... WAY too bitchy...
probs the prom queen.
im actuallyy very sexyy
proofs or you're a hag
I count an eye patch as clothing. Tiara screams high maintenance.
i hope this was preceded by
(908): I just saw that naked passed out crackhead again
(908): like, how naked?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you, 908, or sad. This place is such an acid trip.
just the usual monday night
5:41 - my new hero
5:39 - even fatter and uglier
been there, done that.
5:12 - little dick syndrome :[ awww poor guy
wow your a whore. . .who would ever do that?? like i mean where was this sp???????
HAHA 908 i love these. basking ridge <3
I think 5:12 got it down.
DID I SEE YOU LAST NIGHT ??
put your clothes back on... jersey girls are skanks
Oh, this definitely sounds like something I would do/say.
5:26 - def an ugly, fat skank.
you guys are missing something: this text was sent by a dude.
who wears a tiara???? did she ever heard of STILLETTOS???
comments from the creepy uncle at the family reunion don't count as sexy!
Wtf i live in 908/732 who is this i want in!
6:54 - how do you know/what leads you to believe it was sent by a guy?
6:54 Well then this is all kinds of fucked up.
I'm guessing your not 50% naked?
Pics or it didn't happen...