white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing