Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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