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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

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(518): View more from New York

for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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(410): View more from Maryland

we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier

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(434): View more from Virginia

why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?

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you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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