Texts From Last Night · PrincessDii9's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

PrincessDii9's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(256): View more from Alabama

How early is too early to study with margaritas?

Fav 5 750 541
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma

Fav 3 1208 538
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

Fav 210 33060 3527
share tweet
(310): View more from California

I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now

Fav 6 910 731
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(270): View more from Kentucky

Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.

Fav 5 3191 680
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.

Fav 26 4776 1010
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?

Fav 2 1447 637
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(614): View more from Ohio

So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere

Fav 1 1107 566
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT