sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
