Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Did you ever figure out who Reese was?
How did you find out it was just chocolate?
Sure thats what it was.
Someone was trying to lead a dude in an E.T. costume to your asshole, no doubt.
I was gonna say that damnit!
That wasn't Reese's .
ET probed you and then paid you.