Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."