we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock