Texts From Last Night · September, 2012

Texts from September, 2012

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(440): View more from Ohio

Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.

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(440): Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin. http://tfl.nu/2sax

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(817): View more from Texas

Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.

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(817): Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer. http://tfl.nu/fjqn

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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.

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(937): Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me. http://tfl.nu/hltr

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(317): View more from Indiana

It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.

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(317): It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion. http://tfl.nu/z4as

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.

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(256): Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter. http://tfl.nu/bkut

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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper

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Restraining order pending?

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(334): She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper (205): Restraining order pending? http://tfl.nu/xpcn

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(410): View more from Maryland

Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.

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(410): Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea. http://tfl.nu/1cgp

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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."

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(785): Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk." http://tfl.nu/6oxw

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now

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(724): Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now http://tfl.nu/jdhz

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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life

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(618): She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life http://tfl.nu/m1em

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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.

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(814): I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography. http://tfl.nu/gojc

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Tiny.

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I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.

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(402): Tiny. (402): I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed. http://tfl.nu/6vga

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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze

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My liver has a boner

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(832): But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze (713): My liver has a boner http://tfl.nu/y8xq

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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.

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(817): Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one. http://tfl.nu/mit2

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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year

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wow. THAT good huh

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(778): he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year (604): wow. THAT good huh http://tfl.nu/7t5m

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