I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Rock climber wins
You never know- beneath that under appreciated soccer mom exterior might lurk a wild bitch-funky sex machine.
Yeah, you need to level up before you have a go at an overly-tanned, overly-made-up, chain-smoking, 45 year old coke whore with a collapsed septum.
Leave your Mother out of this.
Someone is going cougar hunting it seems
Keep it classy, Buffalo!