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  • omg people, get a life! this is texts from last night. what do you expect? go get a christian singles account or something, do something productive with your time rather than bugging us.

    Submitted by 8=✊=>💨😜 on Sep 28, 12 at 3:21pm
    • By the way, if you're referring to me as a christian....for the record, I'm an Atheist.

      Submitted by Vilehaust on Sep 28, 12 at 5:52pm
  • Vilehaust wears a helmet on escalators.

    Submitted by Yeep on Sep 28, 12 at 3:42pm
    • Actually, Vilehaust wears a military helmet because he's entering the Air Force. What are you doing with your life?

      Submitted by Vilehaust on Sep 28, 12 at 5:14pm
      • I'm banging horny 27 year olds. Do you guys still wear helmets when you're flying drones?

        Submitted by porksword on Sep 28, 12 at 8:15pm
      • if you are joining the air force, that means you havent joined yet, which in turn means you don't wear military helmets. unless thats just your thing

        Submitted by bigballin43 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:02pm
  • @ vilehaust- at least Yeep isn't looking for validation of life choices on a comment thread for a website designed around bathroom humor and drunken jokes.

    Submitted by lilkymama on Sep 28, 12 at 8:25pm
  • Air Force....haha we in the Marines call it the Chair Force cuz that's where you'll be spending most of your time. Behind a desk. Way to take the hard path in life.

    Submitted by Shavid on Sep 29, 12 at 12:52pm
  • You can be a slut at any age! Betty White proves it.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 28, 12 at 9:57pm
  • Hooray for being unembarrassed about it!

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 28, 12 at 7:09pm
  • One persons slutty is another's healthy.

    Submitted by gidget_zombie on Sep 29, 12 at 9:25am
  • More than 1 partner at the same time? She didn't say anything about a gang bang.

    Submitted by security24 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:54am
  • Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    Submitted by grandwazoo on Sep 28, 12 at 2:24pm
  • keeping it classy alberta

    Submitted by amanduh14 on Sep 28, 12 at 4:23pm
  • More than one partner at a time isn't healthy.

    Submitted by Vilehaust on Sep 28, 12 at 2:36pm
    • Multiple partners not healthy? Well neither is drinking to.excess and chomping bacon, yet here we all are, drunk and fat. in other words, take your prude judgemental ass elsewhere.

      Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:19pm