Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.