how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.