I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..