Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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1:17 i'm worried about you
That's just disgusting. Yes, incest is incredibly wrong.
pathetic.. that's all that needs to be said I think.
1:43, because it's gross and wrong. Besides, incest = plethora of medical problems in resulting offspring that carries on through generations. Legalizing incest would turn our population into something like "The Hills Have Eyes".
12:53, do you know Amaterasu loves you! And Odin! And Buddha! And Ishtar! And Jupiter! and so on and so forth!
1:38, 1:17 does have a point. Incest is gross and wrong, but why is it illegal?
I'm not sure which is more disgusting Papa Phillips or fat women.
PS: It has very little to do with THE BIBLE, or RELIGION.
AS A RACE.. HUMANS IN GENERAL ACROSS THE WORLD KNOW IT IS WRONG. It surpasses religion!
To be fair, Leviticus says a lot of things are wrong that we wouldn't consider, like eating food cooked by a menstruating woman.
i'd turn lesbian for her so we could get married and then take her money in the divorce
11:17, I wish more Christians shared your perspective, instead of arguing that it's all God's word and 100% factual and let's stone the gays for being sinful! blah blah. You cannot take morality from the Bible. Some things most people can agree on, though, like incest being disgusting. Just don't tell that to Abraham.
6:37 is correct. The most judgemental, pretentious people tend to be christians. I'm a christian myself, and I hate that those fucks made the religion into a stereotype.
GOD DOESN'T EXIST AND JESUS CAN'T LOVE ME BECUASE HES DEAD AND HIS CORPSE IS ROTTING IN A CAVE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! funniest one ive ever seen on this website. too good
3:56, keep in mind that the Romans did not think of Jesus as a particularly big deal. He was nothing more than a heretic rioteer to them. Judea didn't want affiliation with the Romans and they knew, if they heard this level, they would take over Judea from semi-independant rule, i'd suspect that they made it a very high priority to keep news from spreading. Religions promote moral behavior, why are you spending time trying to disprove them? No sir, you are wrong.
1:17 incest is wrong because it fucks the children up...theres all sorts of things that happen to kids of incestuous heritage.
Oprah is S T I L L FAT
its illegal because the baby that could be made from that union has a 99.999999999% chance of being mutated in some way because of the genes. the baby didnt ask to get her mom and her grandpa to have a baby and to end up screwing up her life. thats why insest is illegal.
Ok someone right below me is a little cocky. I'm a hard core Christian and we're not stupid ok??
Plus everyone different. Get a clue.
i live near the creation museum in ky and they actually have a plaque saying something like "those who don't take the bible literally have no business condemning cain for marrying his sister." ha!
also moses' father married his sister (moses aunt). lots of incest in that book.
3:51 needs to be stoned in the middle of the village.
2:57 - haha my bad then 2:52 ;)
Op; go back to middle school you think your so cool for posting this your not funny you go fuck yourself you big headed bastard.
Oprah is a prime example of what is wrong with this country.
Stupid. Not original. At all.
If only you were as smart about English as your are about religion, 5:44.
8:21, I totally agree.
Also, ridiculous things like "lolz it's a sin to check out someone other than your wife" are not true. I'd also REALLY like to see the passage where it says you can't marry a divorced woman/man.
4:18, this is God. Prepare to be raped and die. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm glad I'm not the only person distracted by Oprah's significant summer weight gain. Look, I like food as much as the next person, and I have to be very conscious of what I'm doing to make sure I don't gain 50 pounds, but it's NOT THAT HARD to not be a huge sow. You'd think someone with as many connections as Oprah would be able to hire someone to keep her ass in check.
even when people couldn't explain why children of incest came out with flippers, they still knew it was a bad idea. except for the royals. they just really liked hemophillia.
1:48, have you ever read the Bible? Families are having sex with each other all the time. Half-sisters, Lot's daughters, and so on.
1:48 ok it's a sin, but that hasn't stopped them from making other sins illegal. It is a sin to check out your neighbors wife, but I don't see a law against that...
What 8:21 said! Self righteous religious zealots make Christianity look so bad :( I'm a Christian and it frustrates me.
And 2:52, I think you meant necrophilia?
544 pick up a dictionary and learn to spell !!
403, i'll pray for you.
why isn't incest legal among consenting adults. I know she wasn't an adult, and I'm not saying I would fuck a relative, but why should the government be able to control this?
man, if there's one thing christians never do, 6:30, it's judging.
Marrying someone who is divorced or marrying after you divorce is a sin too. We don't make THAT illegal anymore.
*sigh* Christians. You emberass yourself.
I'm pretty sure it's in the bible. Levitticus maybe. Maybe that's where he gets it being a sin from.
do any of you that don't believe in Christianity actually have a valid reason for it? do you know Jesus loves you? even if you don't know you should.
3:22, have you read those alleged passages in Roman history? Proving that Jesus might have existed doesn't prove he's any more the son of god than my brother is. Think about Joseph Smith, or Sun Myung Moon. You don't consider them holy. Why is Jesus any different?
All religions cannot be right, but all of them can be wrong. Like you.
10:17, God was not involved in the Bible anymore than "he" was with the Upanishads.
Look, lets face some facts: Oprah is fat - as fat as a whale with a weight problem, and she will probably die before I've finished this. Incest produces kids without chins and role models for "Deliverance", and finally, how old was MacKenzie when she started boofing her father?
I actually kind of agree with 11:17. Times change too. Aztecan religions gave human sacrifice. We think that's wrong but it was perfectly normal for them. The same logic can be used here I guess
Personally I think the bible is more for religious meaning then historical accuracy. contradictions of the Bible are apparent, yes even to Christians. The blending of the Bible and changing times need to be considered. Note that the people who wrote the Bible lived in a time very much unlike our
it's okay to do it to animals though I guess..... I always wanted my own liger..... but maybe I'll just settle for a labridoodle.
I used to get off on Mackenzie Phillips when she was on that stupid TV show. She had small tits and a size 12 mouth. Reminded me of my brother...
So much for the separation of church and state. Meanwhile, it's legal to marry your cousin in most states. This is just one step further! LOL
Both of those are in Matthew 5:28-32. TFLN won't let me copy and paste here, but you can look it up in your KJV. And because you can't prove Jesus ever existed, you lose. Thanks for playing.
im 2 lazy 2 cuz the ipod is hard 2 type on
I love bloody pussy and a crucifix up my ass.
Remember that we started out as a Christian nation, more or less, and many of our laws are based on Christian taboos.
Oprah is rich as he'll and still a fat ass. Fuck u Oprah lovers.
You're all dumb. Incest is wrong in all cultures around the world, and it is a taboo in all cultures around the world. We are not bonobo monkeys. It is illegal because if it happens and it isn't consensual, you should have the right to take the relative to court and put them in prison. If it is consensual... Thats just fucking disgusting. Mackenzi Phillips is one sick fuck.
First this is stupid.
You know, you're all talking about horrible deeds recorded in the bible, but clearly you guys know nothing about it. Yes, there was incest, stone killings, ect. ect. Somewhere in there, it clearly states JESUS CAME ALONG AND MADE THAT NOT ACCEPTABLE ANYMORE. <---Simplified answer for you idiots.
Because it's a sin 1:43. Next question.
don't hate on oprah. she is god.
Adam and Eve were an exception because their blood line was pure and you don't have pure bloodlines now that's why.
I love how there a RELIGIOUS debate going on with the subject line being incest, on a website dedicated to drunken debauchery. Pretty sure that's the definition of irony.
How did this turn into a christian war? Lolol to all u religeous folk :)
so if Adam and Eve were the first two humans and they had children wouldn't their children have to have sex with themselves, or their parents? there must have been incest....
1:43 i had a whole statement typed out as to why i think its illegal, but unknown error fucked me again.....
1253 needs to stop.
Being a troll.
At times I wish that 99% of Christians would shut their mouths and (not to be cocky. Just honest) everyone would listen to the other 1% such as myself. Many people make Christians look terrible and piss me off. Go preach your BS Christianity to your imaginary friends.
YO im athiest n i just wna say the bible is a load of BS n 2 those assholes who r gna say im a devil child n im gna burn in hell i say YES n il b havin red bull with satin waitn 4 U assholes 2 die so i can drag u down with me(:
I would have fucked Mackenzie Phillips too
No, 2:52 meant the hereditary bleeding disorder hemophilia.