I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.