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  • hahaha .... a little bit might have helped the nerves but 2 bottles usually leaves me in fetal position on the floor ... kudos to you for trying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Your hindsight may be 20/20, but your foresight is shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Unless the job you're applying for is alcoholic, I would assume that to be a bad idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:58pm
  • Where do I apply for that job, alcoholic sounds like it would have a great benefit plan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Fake! Why are there two texts that you the phrase "in hindsight" like three away from each other?? Bleh! I'm kind of disappointed and put off by this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Just curious is there normally a race prerequisite to get that job...I'm white so will I be passed up for say an African American with the same job skills?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:50pm
  • I mean use the phrase

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:35pm
  • LOL @ 5:06.. amen to that. Two bottles of what? Boones Farm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:42pm
  • I like candy -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:42pm
  • 1:31, there is usually a man outside of liquor stores. He has worn clothing, hasn't bathed, and is without a home. You can talk to him about his life goals, make yours the same and you will be a shoe-in for the alcoholic position.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:58pm
  • I need a job -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Maybe you should try getting a job at the beer brewing co. in the quality control department

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:28am
  • unless you're interviewing for Chardonnay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Another "hindsight"... Still not that great...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:57pm
  • i did this exact thing a week ago....really not the appropriate thing to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:44pm
  • It's always important to go to a job interview properly boozed up, that way they know what they're getting into

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:34pm
  • HaH! I did something similar last summer... except I took speed: I came in really close to getting the job!

    Submitted by Asilex on Feb 21, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Job market sucks anyways. Going drunk is just as likely to get you a job as going sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:46am
  • I don't drink wine I drink wine coolers -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:41pm