One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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