i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?