What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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