will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?