you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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