she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing