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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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