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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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