So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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