you're like a bully in the Christmas story
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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