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  • 98 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:20pm

    a real man would know what to do...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:27pm

    A real man would immediately depants himself and tell all virgin women to follow him to Banquet Hall "B".

  • 96 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:03pm

    haha right it must've been some sort of bible belt convention

  • 93 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:43pm

    head to the bar across the street. GO.

  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:20am

    Actually, when they're religious virgins, you KNOW you'll get some head. Party on, Garth.

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 5:10pm

    !!!Acquire the Fire!!! Good luck man.

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:52pm

    hahaha it was the Mortar Board conference! And .... I'm a girl ....

  • 88 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:51am

    OP- you have been blessed with this gift of virgins... now take them for your pleasure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:33pm

    Do your worst son, try to make the room silent next year.

  • 86 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 9:10pm

    Asking if people are virgins is stupid. You make the ones who answer no feel awkward and judged and the ones who answered yes also feel awkward and judged. You're not getting laid because of an overwhelming response, you're not getting laid because you suck at social situations.

  • 87 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:31pm

    you know..if you're going to go to a conference where this sort of question would be asked, and that sort of response would be given, you really shouldn't have expected to get laid at all.

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:32pm

    omg. small world. I read that and thought, holy shit, I remember that very same awkward icebreaker question, and it was at a leadership conference.

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    Are you kidding? You'll get tons- all those types of girls are hypocritical slutty liars, or just trying to keep their parents happy while rebelling against the repression. lol.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:07pm

    more like the texter has a convenient excuse for not pulling any @$$

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 11:20am

    Did they ask about anal virgins? If it's in her ass, it doesn't count!

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 7:31pm

    it sounds like core camp, the leadership conference.

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:51pm

    seriously, what kind of conference was this??? why would someone ask that?!

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Dahlia_de_Rouge on Mar 29, 11 at 8:52pm

    okay WAY belated comment here, but you all may be idiots. Usually at at large gatherings when they ask "how many virgins" it refers to virgins to that type of thing. Meaning "how many ppl have never been to a thing like this before". Unless ur actually at some sort of sex conference...

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:46pm

    Central Michigan University asked that at a leadership conference...

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:42am

    omg. Was this at a Mortar Board conference? I think I was there.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:33pm

    ass is good i asked god he put a rod in my anus

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:54pm

    Remember that people lie, especially to questions like that. And even if they didn't, you still should have watched for anyone who didn't stand up.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:58pm

    sign #1... there will be more signs, :(

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:00pm

    what kind of questions is that to ask at a conference??? unless it was actually a virgin conference?

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:06am

    There is no such thing as an adult virgin in central Kansas...they are all tapped.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:55pm

    hahaha. "overwhelming response"