Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
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a real man would know what to do...
A real man would immediately depants himself and tell all virgin women to follow him to Banquet Hall "B".
!!!Acquire the Fire!!! Good luck man.
Do your worst son, try to make the room silent next year.
haha right it must've been some sort of bible belt convention
Did they ask about anal virgins? If it's in her ass, it doesn't count!
OP- you have been blessed with this gift of virgins... now take them for your pleasure.
Actually, when they're religious virgins, you KNOW you'll get some head. Party on, Garth.
head to the bar across the street. GO.
hahaha it was the Mortar Board conference!
And .... I'm a girl ....
omg. small world. I read that and thought, holy shit, I remember that very same awkward icebreaker question, and it was at a leadership conference.
Asking if people are virgins is stupid. You make the ones who answer no feel awkward and judged and the ones who answered yes also feel awkward and judged. You're not getting laid because of an overwhelming response, you're not getting laid because you suck at social situations.
it sounds like core camp, the leadership conference.
sign #1... there will be more signs, :(
okay WAY belated comment here, but you all may be idiots. Usually at at large gatherings when they ask "how many virgins" it refers to virgins to that type of thing. Meaning "how many ppl have never been to a thing like this before". Unless ur actually at some sort of sex conference...
you know..if you're going to go to a conference where this sort of question would be asked, and that sort of response would be given, you really shouldn't have expected to get laid at all.
more like the texter has a convenient excuse for not pulling any @$$
seriously, what kind of conference was this??? why would someone ask that?!
Are you kidding? You'll get tons- all those types of girls are hypocritical slutty liars, or just trying to keep their parents happy while rebelling against the repression. lol.
ass is good i asked god he put a rod in my anus
There is no such thing as an adult virgin in central Kansas...they are all tapped.
Remember that people lie, especially to questions like that. And even if they didn't, you still should have watched for anyone who didn't stand up.
omg. Was this at a Mortar Board conference? I think I was there.
Central Michigan University asked that at a leadership conference...
what kind of questions is that to ask at a conference??? unless it was actually a virgin conference?
hahaha. "overwhelming response"