i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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