I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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Sounds like my friend Lisa!!
Sounds like a good friend to me? Jesus why are women so fixated on themselves. At least he didn't just tell you you were drunk and stfu
Reppin Cleburne, good job Tori
That awkward moment when your planning your escape and the other person realizes it so they cry more pitiful like.
You're* the first one the second one is right.
That awkward moment when you're crying and your tits fall off...
Siri. Add crying ____ tits off to my list of favorite phrases.