So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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