I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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