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  • dude...occasionally vaginas smell funny. it's a fact of life. everybody needs to chill out on the RARR STANKY SLUT shit. to be fair, ballsacks? never smell even okay, always smell like a sack of balls. and furthermore, who gives a fuck what he said? you got yours. hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:41am
  • I think he said I found a quarter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:49am
  • this made me laugh so hard. I don't care how gross it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:42pm
  • as long as he didnt bounce up and yell TIME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I love the fact that you weren't sure what he said so you just left...lmao I just keep visualizing what this guy was thinkin' when you were gettin' your stuff.."wtf, seriously she's gonna bitch me like that?" Hate to eat and run kinda scenario.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:06am
  • omg....everyone calling her a ho or slut or whatever.... ARE YOU 13!!! grow the fuck up! oral on a first date....not that odd....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:44am
  • skank. that's all. either way, get that checked out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm
  • You must have daddy issues to end up in a situation like this. Classless whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:28pm
  • insert an odor eaters in your panties...just in case babe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:04pm
  • You can try scenting with a pine tree air freshener

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:23pm
  • First, I love this text.....second the replies are funnier than the text!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:57am
  • Clean your cooch once in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm
  • you can call me anytime you want honey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Just don't bring your stinky vajones down to the 619!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:56am
  • 5:57 your hometown stretches from newport to san clemente?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09pm
  • btw it could have been their first date, but not the first time we've done that idk maybe tehy've known eachother of a long time or something idk just standing up for op (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:49pm
  • I'd think if there was an odor he'd have mentioned it before he finished, so you found a guy that doesn't like to give oral? I'd say it probably isn't worth the second date.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:46pm
  • "there, flip over"?? yeah the first date munch indicates he's not exactly looking for something serious anyway, honey. keep it in your pants next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Fuck him, as long as it was good. Maybe next time just get a second date in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:21am
  • Lolo @ 6:32....I'm gonna remember this one...FYL..NICE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Or it was just " move over."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:08pm
  • maybe you shouldn’t have such a nasty vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Stick ur finger up there for a min and give it a sniff then u can be sure!!! But ur a dumb chick I bet that never even occurrd to u! FYL well ur sex life anyway haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:16pm
  • should have just went straight to anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Wasn't much of a first date anyway? Skankness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Summer's Eve-- invest in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:26pm
  • this is really funny.. wonder what he really said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:10pm
  • 2:56...yeah, there's enough tools like you to stink up the 619.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:30am
  • What if he did say "now roll over"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:32pm
  • Wow...first, you are fuckin' nasty. Second, why would you even tell anyone about that? Are you proud of the fact?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:43pm
  • dont let ppl munch on your cooch on the 1st date for 1....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:19pm
  • least you got yours honey :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I'm a little sad you're from my hometown!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Two words: "summers eve".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Aww, it sounds like some certain people aren't getting any..You always hate what you're not getting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:07am
  • 6:54... a "hoe"? Like, a gardening tool? Hmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • It smells like what it is. If you dont like what it smells like, go find something else to eat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:39pm
  • 6:29PM LOL! Steel wool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Could have said "That's it. Turn over!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Try taking a shower before the date and scrub that thing out. In your case, it may take some steel wool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:29pm
  • hahahaa omg sad its from my 949

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 1st date huh? no second call fo yoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Fuck on the first date? No wonder he didn't want another date with you..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 12, 11 at 4:43pm
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