At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just google imaged poop.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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