Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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Or we could still have sex and I can still put cream on your face.
Anti-itch cream? Is that what they're calling it now?
Or just cream in your face...
Yep, just lay back and close your eyes...
As long as I can use my handy applicator.