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  • I HAVE THAT SAME FANTASY/ URGE!!!!!

    Submitted by hotblondie1239 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:56am
  • No. This would be epic. Now I want to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:52pm
  • EPIC PIRATE SEX! some of my favourite kind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:40am
  • Do you mean the RIDE theme, or the MOVIE theme? Cause there's a big difference:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • If your a man I want to marry you lol! Or just take you to a renfest <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:02am
  • If you're a hot guy- marry me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:25am
  • Already did it. Especially the remixed version I have. Whole lotta fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Isn't there a porn based of the movie... yeah actually I know there is.. My ex bf had it. priceless.. wasn't that good though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:26pm
  • that's a LITTLE odd, yes, but I know people with much weirder fetishes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Shit. Not a bad idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Song only lasts about 2 minutes so it's best to have it on repeat :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:45am
  • I'm personally holding out for sex to the Power Rangers theme song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:00am
    • So does that mean you'll be dressed up in a Power Ranger outfit to have sex with..? Also please be specific on which Power Ranger theme song....since the series is from Japan and gets modified in the USA and there are many different seasons; with different themes of Power Rangers.

      Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:49pm
  • That has been my dream for the past few years now... hit me up!! ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:42am
  • Please be a chick! Please be a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:12pm
  • That's absolutely not weird at all. That would be awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:41am
  • What about Jurassic Park and Star Was theme songs? Those are pretty epic as well..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Been there... track #5, when you see the cursed pirates for the first time! So hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14am
  • That sounds fucking awesome. I wanna do that. Shit. I'll fuck MYSELF to that if I can't fuck to that. lmfao!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:06am
  • I've done it, it's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Me tooooooo

    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 7, 10 at 10:53pm
  • I was on the receiving end of this text in real life...I'm shocked at how cool most people think it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I wanted that song playing at my wedding. Husband wouldn't let me. I married him anyway. I'd love to fuck to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Oh my god no I feel that same urge!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:23am
  • i did by accident but i loved every second =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31am
  • I don't know, 7:26, I liked the "Pirates" porn. "I'm the greatest pirate hunter EVER" had my boyfriend and I laughing for weeks. It may not be a top quality movie (the acting leaves a bit to be desired), but what porn is a top quality movie? Plus, it's got a little bit of everything to please a little bit of everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:47am
  • been there done that

    Submitted by slickerino on May 27, 11 at 1:06am
  • I think that would be amazig and am pretty sure that song will turn me on from now on! I love that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:27pm
  • well, the music is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:36am
  • not at all.. happens all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:05pm
  • I'd do you with that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:08pm
  • 1120: literally, top it off with tuna and crackers...Hmm...Though I prefer chocolates, it would stay with the fishy theme.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:19pm
  • do you work for cedar point on mavrick or what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:49am
  • This just got added to my to do list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:32am
  • June 9, 2009 3:57PM - Yes, you are correct. EPIC version of the song. Definitely good to sex to. ;) And yes, there is a Pirate porn based off of the movie. I have it. And I'm a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:07am
  • That's creative and awesome on so many levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:04pm
  • There's absolutely an incredible remix of said song by Tiesto titled "He's A Pirate". This could make for a more subtle injection of said song into one's sex life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:57pm
  • haha!! awesome.. i just did that last weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:50am
  • I have had this thought so many times. Don't even worry.

    Submitted by boricualuv14 on Jun 15, 11 at 1:16am
  • ... you're all retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Not weird, not weird at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Doing this for sure

    Submitted by allornothing on Aug 8, 10 at 1:09pm
  • The song from POTC would be good; the song on YouTube called "You are a Pirate!"... not so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:34pm
  • if it was the jonas brothers' disney mania version, then i would have to agree with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:41am
  • my friend just asked if i sent this. i had to check the area code to make sure it wasn't me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Thank you for that wonderful idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:10pm
  • No, it's a pretty epic song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:02am
  • LMAO, I have a friend that would totally do this too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:00am
  • not at all. i support that urge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:49pm
  • TIESTO's "He's A Pirate" .... awesome

    Submitted by TheMxXx on Aug 16, 11 at 2:23am
  • You are not alone. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:45pm
  • Play all the tracks from the POTC movie and you're guaranteed at least an hour and a half of Swashbuckling Sex and Nefarious nookie! Then top it off with Tuna and crackers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:20am
  • Been there done that not that impressive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:44am
  • I thought I was the only one! lol. Have to talk my boy into it now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:29pm
  • the remixes are tight too - and last way longer!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:56pm
  • That sounds fucking amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am
  • YES. DO IT. I've wanted to since the movie first came out, and that was back when I was just a kid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Oh gosh. I think that from now on, if that song isn't playing I won't have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:27am
  • i have the same urge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:54am
  • great song, fuck on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:18pm
  • DUN DUN DADADA DUN DUN DUNUNUN Game on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:17am
  • I feel the same way about "When You're Good To Mama" from Chicago :P Perhaps you're thinking about Johnny Depp?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:42pm
  • this is amazing! gotta love the 603:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:18pm
  • omg i am most definitely adding potc to my sexplaylist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Who doesn't want that? It would be like having sex with Johnny Depp (hopefully).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:07am
  • of course not and when you do can you send me the song

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me... =) Love iT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:56pm
  • Im a guy and im soo going to tell my girl to do this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:26pm
  • I think that is a great idea... I'm doing it tonight!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:22am
  • what are you doing later?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:51pm
  • ha that would be epic. I'd be down.

    Submitted by ghslaids on May 8, 10 at 1:20am
  • omg i did that earlier and just read this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:12am
  • It works amazing with the beginning of the dvd. It goes on for hours. BTW, greatest time ever. Argggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I'm totally talking my husband into doing that when I get married. Abstinence alllllll the waaaaaaay!(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:46am
  • that would be awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:44am