New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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