i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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