if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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