I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Gee, what was your first clue sherlock, my ass exposed, or the fucking salsa outline.
Ohhhh fuck yeah this was sent to me! Hahaha
... So are you going to enlighten us?
Yes please what did you do last night??
Nope. That's not salsa and I didn't just fall asleep. I ate a bunch of hot peppers and washed them down with blood marys, then passed out from the pain of shitting them out my ass onto the kitchen floor.
You're a weird fucker.
That is an insult to us weird fuckers.
I agree. They're more of a disgusting fucker.
...and now you're shitting out your mouth.