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  • you obviously don't know how to use video games to your advantage. sucks to be you. try playing guitar hero and having your gf try and "distract" you as you play. the idea is for her to do whatever she can to try and make you fail. best. foreplay. ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Not if ur getting a BJ while playing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I like a guy who can play COD (or any game) with me. As long as he also knows how to have a life outside of his house, I'm all for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I love games and I'm a girl. It's fun to be able to share my love of games with someone else. Plus if your dating you can make fun lil wagers out of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:58am
  • Strip fighting games (soul calibur FTW) are the best. things. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I played strip smash bros last week. Cock-unblocked. (hmmm I wonder if I can beer brawl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Yeah agreed. FUCK YOU WORLD OF WARCRAFT...stupid shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:54am
  • Maybe u just suck. Video games are the shit. Speaking for everyone who gets some action while playing/b4/after. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:33am
  • No way. The ole, 'I win, I fuck you. You win, you fuck me.' it's perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:14am
  • Video games are good for hooking up. Trust

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:48am
  • Literally get pissed whenever a girl causes me to die in a game cause she won't leave me alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:53pm
  • actually, that's so not true. Video games are awesome for hookups lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36am
  • not really. just find a girl that will blow you while you play madden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:42am
  • Ow i got sperm in my eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:26pm
  • TEKKEN STRIP = EPIC SEX!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Whoever loses, strips the other person? I'd lose on purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Two words: Halo. Head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:58am
  • My boyfriend got me hooked on COD4.. and now i'm playing MW2 & i'm not going to lie, he has cock blocked himself... Payback is a bitch && that shit is addictive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 2 17 wow. Look at her giving out her gamer name, like some desperate and fat nerdy hag-bitch trying to fit in with the guys. I will find you in Modern Warfare and kill the shit out of you, then tap B repeatedly to hump your dead digital body while you wait to respawn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:24pm
    • why dont you stop being a bitch and use the tactical set up? fuckin noob

      Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Apr 16, 11 at 10:56pm
  • Agreed. Call of Duty has taken my boyfriend and is holding him captive. we didn't even have our usual hot wake up sex on sunday because he wanted to go straight for the game. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:30am
  • AGREEED. FUCK ALL VIDEO GAMES WHEN IM TRYING TO GET LAID. how hard is it to put the damn thing away?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:12am
  • i'd say video games are more of a twat swatter...guys seem to be perfectly happy either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:28am
  • Sad to say but I also passed up the pussy a few times for warfare 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:29am
  • 8:42 I LOVE MANAGING SALARY CAPS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:33am
  • Agree with OP all the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:08am
  • I think what the op means is while 2 dudes are playing games , no one is tending to their gf. This is when I swoop in and scoop them up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:47am
  • I disagree with the original poster. Me and My b/f hooked up the first time when he asked me over to play street fighter with him and his friends. I am a 4'11" 110lbs asian girl...yeah I love video games

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:58pm
  • not unless your girl likes giving head while you play.... i love blowing my boyfriend while he plays....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Every last one of you is a fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:27am
  • Totally not true... I'm a girl and a game designer: I think games are hot. They require coordination and concentration. No, I do not play games, but I make them and my boyfriend plays all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:40pm
  • A guy who plays video games is succchhhh a turn off. Get a REAL life.. Not a virtual one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:40am
  • To anyone who says, well I'm a girl and I like gaming.... Could you please do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:21pm
  • I love cock. -Francis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:21am
  • 18 year old sons are toooo!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:47pm
  • im going to guess that the video game in question is call of duty: modern warfare 2. id bet so much money that it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Me too ! That's funny lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Vagina or Call of Duty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:39pm
  • So true. Fuck video games.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 7:47... Lmaoooo so true dude!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:32am
  • Nope! I'm a girl and a gamer! Add me on xbox hottttgamerchik!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:17pm
  • MODERN WARFARE 2 Fortunatly my gf plays it with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:52pm